![]() Besides that, look at all these people! This place is always packed! There are other clubs to go to! Damn! But anyways don't you ever get bored just standing here and waiting for something to pop off? Must have a dull life to take up a job like this, buddy. You can never have too many different types of cookies at Christmas. Gemini is a good match for similar reasons. Never Have I Ever Characters As Zodiac Signs by Hannah Valencia Medium Write Sign up Sign in High school dramedy Never Have I Ever has some big personalities. Youve seen waffles before, but have you ever seen waffles made into Christmas trees. I did it just to remind them what they are. Sagittarius is a great companion because people of this sign are adventurous and outgoing the two will sustain each other’s energy. Gemini: *blabbing out stuff to the security, who is clearly annoyed* Can I tell you about the time I turned into a dog? The first thing I did was take a dump on my enemy's porch! It was so worth it! Should've seen their face. Person: *gets easily attracted* Wanna go somewhere else?Ĭancer: *mumbles to self* Damn, I never realized how much of a dude/chick magnet I was. Person getting flirted on: *gets away from Cancer* Being drunk is too much.Ĭancer: *flirting with a bunch of people, but is terrible at it* Are- are you from Tennessee? C- Cause you- you're the only ten I see. Taurus: *drags them from group of people* Time for you to come with me and get high. *Watch Me (Whip/ Nae Nae) by Silento comes on*Ĭapricorn: You already know who it is! Silento! Silento! Silento! Watch me whip! *does whip* Watch me nae nae! *does nae nae* Watch me- *throws up all over a hot person* Leo: Cap, I hate you for taking my spotlight!Īquarius: Leo, you never had attention in the first place and you suck! I bet Beyoncé would be disappointed to see you ruining her songs!Īquarius: Nobody asked you to come on stage.Ĭapricorn: *too busy dancing to listen to Leo hate on them* People, come back here! I'm not done yet! I'm about to start singing Single Ladies! Random people: *starts a circle around Capricorn and cheering them on*Ĭapricorn: Hell yeah, people! Watch my amazing dance moves! *gets hyped up* Pisces and Libra: *cries a whole river, floods the club*Ĭapricorn: *super drunk and surprisingly dancing well* Pisces: I want your face so bad! *cries even more* The characters from Netflixs Never Have I Ever. Libra: No, you're hotter than me! I want your hair! Pisces: It's not fair! *sobs* Why are sandwiches so basic!? And how come you're hotter than me!? Pisces and Libra: *sitting at a table crying and complaining about random things* Scorpio: Leave me alone! If I want my free drinks, I'll get them!Īquarius: *sitting at the counter* You should tell that to the bartender you knocked out. ![]() Saggi: Hey Virgo! How bout you shut your piehole? Leo: *too busy being drunk and singing Beyoncé horribly while people are booing them off stage* Virgo: *the only sober one* Aries, get off that counter! Saggi, I'm not gonna have to tell you again! Stop grinding on random people! Leo, get off the stage! No one wants you there! Scorpio, stop pretending to be the bartender so you can get free drinks!Īries: *slurs* Last time I checked, you are NOT my parent, so STFU! Wanna know why I said that? Cause the fire signs plus Scorpio are doing some pretty reckless stuff that led to the crazy zodiac chain. The 12 Sun signs of the zodiac correspond with the following birth dates: Aries: March 21 - April 19. ![]() If you've ever wondered whether you're a Romeo or a Hamlet, here's what the stars have to say about it: 1.The zodiac signs are in Club Constellation doing the usual stuff (drunk, high, dancing, wasted, etc.) having way more fun than they expected. It might be pseudoscience, but sometimes it's just so spot on (or rather, every time I go through a break up I turn to the Zodiac to prove that we were incompatible from the start). At some point or another, we've all felt a little like a lovestruck Juliet, or a sarcastic Beatrice, or a spurned Helena stalking her ex through the woods at night.Īnd then there's Astrology. Whether they're plotting a king's demise or chilling with fairies on an island, his characters are unmistakably human. You may not necessarily see a Shakespeare play and walk away thinking, "I'm such a Falstaff!" but there's a reason that Shakespeare's characters have lasted for hundreds of years. Shakespeare's plays are filled with all manner of princes, fools, lovers, fighters, and the occasional donkey-headed monster. But if you, like me, are a Shakespeare freak, then you're already on board to find out which Shakespearean character is most compatible with your Zodiac Sign. There are probably some people out there who don't love Shakespeare, the same way there must be some people in this world who don't like chocolate or looking at pictures of baby sloths.
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